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So Donald Rumsfeld tells Bush at the morning briefing, "Bad news from the coalition. We lost 3 Brazilian soldiers."

Bush breaks down crying. "That's horrible. What a tragedy." He's sobbing uncontrollably.

Bush composes himself and asks Condi, "How many is in a brazillion?"

Comments

[DaveH.]

A friend who lives in London sent that to me the other day and swears it to be true. I've no idea...

[HeyImQueer]

I, for one, don't believe it. Now if you said that he broke down crying because he lost a bottle of Jim Beam--that I'll believe.

[Scarlet P.]

As I recall, a Brazilian is equivalent to three fifths of a normal American citizen.

[Springtime4Hitler]

the GD son of a bush crying and sobbing over dead soldiers? No, not likely! he might purse his lips and start blinking like a jack ass the way he does whenever he thinks he might have been caught in another lie, however.

[bartkid]

I'm still collecting gasoline for the BushBQ.