Soccer: The Bush Military's New Measure of Success

Forget the 150 dead in the last few days. SOCCER is being played, and that's good enough for Bush!

I talked to General Odierno -- he's the number two man in Iraq. He just came back after courageously serving our country, and he came to the Oval Office, and here's what he told me. He said, he flew over Baghdad 15 months ago and he couldn't see a single soccer game. On his final flight last month, he counted more than 180. Now, that may sound normal to us and we take it for granted, but it is a sign that the surge is working and civil society is beginning to grow. It is a sign normalcy is returning back to Iraq.

Comments

[cage free brown]

I saw a soccer game in my local park on 9/11.
what in the world is WRONG with that man?

[yeah right]

How long did this jackass fly over Baghdad, two days? In a cz, you fly fast and land hard. Even asshat's propaganda is phony. 180, yeah, counted 180 soccer games. Sure the pilot just cruised around over Baghdad while this jerk counted soccer games. Defies common sense.

[yeah right]

How long did this jackass fly over Baghdad, two days? In a cz, you fly fast and land hard. Even asshat's propaganda is phony. 180, yeah, counted 180 soccer games. Sure the pilot just cruised around over Baghdad while this jerk counted soccer games. Defies common sense.

What a lying P.O.S.

[Mark Richards]

Soccer, yes. And from high above it appears just like any other game. However, at ground level, they're using someones' decapitated head as the ball and the nets are made of razor wire.

The surge is working.

[mustang sally]

Oh good. I am so relieved.

[Pastor Doodah]

Man, that's hot. All those soccer moms. I'm moving to Baghdad!

[Orb]

Yawn.....................ignore these mutants

[Tom Joad]

Do we really have to wait til January to get this fucktard out of our lives and hair?

I think I am going to have a blood vessel pop if I have to even think about that retarded chimp, of a poor excuse for a human being crowing when violence goes down, AND when violence goes up that it is proof of "progress" (and I guess he'd do it too if it stayed the same?) and ignoring completely the war crimes of falluja, and the war as a whole, and the collateral damage, and the not counting how many innocents we kill, and...and....and...oh my god. Just get him the hell out of our lives.

[RepubAnon]

Did he mention that he saw all 180 soccer games on his satellite TV?

[Mad as Hell]

Do you think Bush's keepers have taken all the sharp objects away from him yet? What a looney toon! If he has a red phone to answer at 3:00 am, I sure hope there isn't a red button to push, nearby!