"Change You Deserve"
That's it? That's the rallying cry of the Republican party this year? Really? This is their motto? Change You Deserve?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So what you're saying is, Americans don't deserve real change. right? They deserve "change" that keeps everything on the disastrous course McCain wants to continue. "You all really suck, so you're gonna get what you deserve! Change? Fuck you! You'll get the change you deserve..."
Sure, it's co-opting Obama's call for change, but in the context of the Republican party, it's so goddamn laughably false that there's just no way to confuse the two.
And, as HuffPo points out, it's also the ad slogan of an anti-depressant.
Doesn't matter. The GOP's website is so bloated with 2002-era technology, no one can get past the home page anyway. (But thanks for putting more pictures of Obama than McCain there, guys! High fives for nice marketing all around.)
I used to take Effexor - screwed up my blood pressure something fierce.
Just like Republicans....
I don't think we "deserve" any more of their fucking crap.
Posted by: donna | May 12, 2008 at 04:57 PM
Just like a politician: telling us what WE deserve.
Screw you.
When the American people are done with your little party, you'll be thrown back to doing actual work for a change, like cleaning public toilets.
After all, these Republicans spend enough time in them as it is.
Posted by: Mark Richards | May 12, 2008 at 05:15 PM
Hey, "Change you deserve" is about right for anybody voting Republican this November. The rest of the country doesn't deserve the terrible things that a McCain win would inflict upon us all - but anyone making less than an 8-figure salary that is also stupid enough to vote for McCain would indeed deserve the results.
Posted by: RepubAnon | May 12, 2008 at 07:13 PM
Yea, I used to think that people get the Country that they deserve until I realized I gotta fucking live here the rest of my life...so do my kids...The knuckledraggers and THEIR kids can have "The strange they deserve" The rest of us are are going to sweep these mutants out of office thank you...
Posted by: Orb | May 12, 2008 at 08:22 PM
Another funny coincidence about using the Effexor motto - in addition to the blood pressure issue, a good portion of men who take it to treat depression end up being impotent, to the point that not even a little blue pill offers any help.
Posted by: The Flogger | May 13, 2008 at 05:48 AM
How 'bout "You deserve A Break Today...at McCainolds"
Posted by: | May 13, 2008 at 08:37 AM
They will get the change THEY deserve.......vote emall out of office, then they will get the change they have earned.
Posted by: sketchy41 | May 13, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Not only does Effexor cause impotence, it also gives a substantial portion of the population persistent hives. Pretty much describes how I feel about the GOP.
Posted by: Aaaargh | May 13, 2008 at 12:41 PM
This is just like a billboard that was near my house. it said,
"Bad credit? Get the credit you deserve!"
And I always thought, "You already have that..."
Posted by: Brad | May 14, 2008 at 12:30 PM